Hilarious & Affordable Gift Ideas for Tired Moms (contains graphic language)

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Do you have a tired mom on your gift list this year? Or maybe YOU are the tired mom and want to treat yourself? I’ve compiled a gift guide with 15 items that are sure to make any exhausted mom laugh and give her a little treat that’s just for her. Getting one of these gifts will at the very least, acknowledge that she’s being a rock star and that’s all any of us moms want. A little recognition and appreciation for the things we do. 


Mommy Needs More Coffee Mug

No description needed for this one. Most moms depend on caffeine to tide them over until nap time.
She deserves a pretty mug for her fuel. And maybe a tin of gourmet coffee to go with it.


Mommy’s Fucking Tired Coloring Book

This coloring book was created with mom in mind. It is a perfect way to relax and unwind and offers a sense of humor within the pages. Color all those things that make you sound like a broken record as well as all those things that you think but don’t say. Designs range from simple to complex and will provide hours of entertainment and relaxation. Grab a cup of coffee or a glass of wine, markers, crayons, pencils and relax.


Tote Bag | So Much Mom Stuff

Us moms have “so much mom stuff” we need on us at all times. Snacks, kleenex, hand sanitizer, toys to keep little ones entertained, etc. This tote bag has all the room needed for all that “mom stuff”.
And it’s washable. Which, let’s face it, is necessary.


Textured Super Mom, Super Wife, Super Tired Phone Case

This pink and gold phone case tells it like it is. For iPhone 6 Plus & 6s Plus.


Baby Sleeping, Be
Quiet Or Babysit 5″x10″ Hanging Sign

Hang this aluminum sign on your front door while baby is napping to give visitors a head’s up. There’s nothing worse than someone ringing the doorbell and ruining baby’s (and mom’s) nap time.


What the F*@ Should I Make for Dinner?

The Answers to Life’s Everyday Question (in 50 F*@#ing Recipes).  This “choose your own adventure” style cookbook provides quick and easy solutions for the nightly conundrum. Don’t like the recipe? Simply choose another page for a new f*@#ing idea! Making choices is hard, so let this book do it for you with 50 solid meal ideas-and a side of salty language-for meat-eaters and vegetarians alike.


Funny Shit My Kid Says: Quote Journal

This beautifully designed (and wittily worded) notebook will give a mom the perfect place to record all the funny things her kid says and does. Those little, funny things that make it all worthwhile and keeps her going on a bad day.


Mom Battery Low T shirt

The perfect shirt for a mom to wear when she’s feeling especially drained and doesn’t want to
be messed with! These lightweight fitted tees are made from ultra soft ringspun cotton to
get that comfortable fit and feel. This would go great with the Mommy Needs more Coffee mug.


Calm the F*ck Down: The Only Parenting Technique You’ll Ever Need

If you’re a good parent, you probably drive yourself batshit with worry. This book is for you. Based on his viral blog post and addressing concerns from “my baby won’t poop” to “my boy likes girl toys” to “everything costs too much,” David Vienna’s wise and funny parenting advice will amuse and inform and remind you that (almost) nothing is worth freaking out about. Includes advice from actual experts.


Tired as a Mother Sleep Eye Mask

Luxury Handcrafted Sleep Eye Mask that’s perfect for new moms, mother’s day or any time. White Satin with bright pink and metallic gold embroidery. Ensures news moms get the best quality sleep they can get…
when they actually get to sleep.


WTF Was That? Hand Sanitizer Gel

 After spending time with her kids, this funny hand sanitizer will give mom a giggle and kill germs and bacteria from unknown slime. It’s funny because it’s true. A mom encounters mystery spots every day, and a little laughter goes a long way for mom’s heart. She’ll laugh at the tagline, “because really, mom … that slime could have been anything.”


Cotton “Bring Me Some Wine” Novelty Socks


Luxurious, soft socks with a very simple and straight forward message, sure to make a mom smile. And hope someone reads it and takes note.


Bad Moms on DVD

A seriously funny movie for any mom who could benefit from taking a break, getting lost in a movie, and having a good LAUGH.


Mom’s Off Duty Bath Soak

For the mom who’s been busting her hump all day long, now it’s time to lock the bathroom door and relax away the stress and while soaking off the mystery kid slime that’s been on your arm for who knows how long. Showers are for getting clean, baths are for relaxation and rejuvenation. This funny gift for her will turn up the bath time magic with 23 ounces of purple soothing, scream-free crystals!


I Need A Nap Pin

Last but not least, the perfect stocking stuffer. Bring a smile to a mom’s face with this cute
pin that, well…says it all.


That’s it folks. 15 totally affordable and funny gifts for overworked and under paid, exhausted mothers everywhere. I hope they gave you some gift ideas or at least made you smile.

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